xashtrayboyx asked: Hello! Just wanted to ask, have you seen this one? It was all over tumblr with thousands of notes, both from girls and boys, in the vein of "AWESOME GUY". I think I was the only one to notice that the boy needs to move on... he's like a highschool king of nice guys! (You need to type "this boy is my hero facebook" in google images. It's the first that will come up..). BTW, I love this tumblr.
If I may borrow a line I heard recently… You mean women aren’t slot machines you feed niceness into until sex falls out?
Maybe take some of that unrequited love and invest in a hobby that will lead to a skill later on in life to make you more attractive to women? You skateboard? You’re lying to yourself bro… get your own identity.
manuwar:
Translation: I have no good qualities… but I am clingy.
liam-kinsler asked: are you a yeti xmfd
Is that like a Furry kind of thing?
As a Mavericks fan… I kind of have to assume you’re into Furries.
And no…
But it is a good reduction to absurdity of how WK’s behave.
Man, you have got to admire committed trolling.
Well done sir Hughes.
You jelly? You mirin?
White Knight 3000… coming to a White Castle near you.
“Don’t worry… I’ll walk you home”
angrybees asked: MISSING THE POINT AND DERAILING TO SHIT: THE BLOG
What can I say? You may be a master debater, but I’m a cunning linguist.
Again though, you do realize this is a joke blog… right? I mean, I thought all the cat macros and one liners gave it away, but I guess not. Let me just say it publicly then, so there’s no confusion.
Women are not objects… listen to what it says.
Get it yet?
